The Most Wonderful {childfree} Time of the Year

Oh, the holidays. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, at least if Andy Williams is to be believed. It’s also the time when those of us without kids may be more likely to have our lifestyle and life choices questioned as we’re spending time with folks we don’t see on a regular basis.

If you’re childfree, chances are you’ve faced the wrath of relatives at the Thanksgiving table or Kwanzaa feast. You know the type. The ones who seem unhealthily set on getting you to admit you’d be much more fulfilled with a couple of rugrats at your feet.

What these (often but not always) well-intended champions of parenthood don’t understand is that you know better than anyone what you happen to find fulfilling, and that the joy you take in trimming the tree in peace and binging on leftover pie for breakfast are just two of the very reasons that a childfree holiday is exactly what you want, thank you very much.

In my ten years of research on the childfree choice, I’ve heard nary a peep from folks who never want to become parents that they experience any special kind of wavering about their choice when the holidays come ’round (or ever, for that matter).

If anything, for many of us the holidays are a time when we take special joy in our status as non-parents. When I asked the 70 childfree women and men with whom I conducted in-depth interviews if they see any drawbacks to being childfree, most said they saw none though they do note that relatives sometimes express concern about the potential for them to be lonely during the holidays.

Friends and relatives of childfree people, let me put your worries to rest: Empirically, people who have made the choice not to have children have made that choice with a full understanding of what their lives will look like as a result. And they know how to create a full and festive holiday season for themselves, be it surrounded by people they love or relishing in their silent nights.

Childfree couple extraordinaire Ellen & Portia doing the holidays right.

As Becky explained to me, “Just this past Thanksgiving we had a friends’ dinner with wine and delicious food. It was one of the best evenings ever!”

Janet recounted a similar experience. “I just spent Thanksgiving with some friends in Seattle. It was just a bunch of people and me and my boyfriend; fifteen people without kids just sitting around a big make-shift table in the living room. We drank wine and had a blast!”

In my own household, Lance and I enjoy having the freedom to relax on the holidays without the pressure to fight frenzied crowds at the mall or having to worry about hiding the dang Elf on another shelf for the twentieth night in a row (or however that works — I don’t know, honestly. Because I don’t have kids!).

Childfree people know what they’re getting into when they make their choice. For many of us, the holidays provide just one more opportunity to reflect on why we’ve opted out of parenthood and how thankful we are that we have a choice. So don’t cry for us, Argentina. We’re just fine.


6 Responses to The Most Wonderful {childfree} Time of the Year

  1. Susan McKinney November 24, 2017 at 5:47 pm #

    I was able to go enjoy dinner with my family including my niece and nephew who I adore. Then we came home to our quite clean house..snuggled in bed..and watched horror movies until 2 am. Sorry but my life without kids is perfect.

  2. funkysquishydonut November 24, 2017 at 9:31 am #

    Holidays with children would, for me at least, ruin the damn holiday. First of all, explaining to my kids why the creepy elf doesn’t visit them when it visits all of their friends. Second of all, having to worry about budgeting for presents for children and probably no longer being able to afford presents for friends. Third, having to play Santa. Fourth, being woken up far earlier than I would like to on Christmas morning. The list just goes on and on and on! The holidays are definitely a time that makes me reaffirm my decision to be child free, not waver on it!

  3. Courtney A. Casto November 23, 2017 at 11:29 pm #

    Preach Amy! We are just fine. I went to dinner at my Aunt’s house today and actually said out loud at the table something like, “Yeah, I’m good without having kids.” I couldn’t help it, it just came out. That was after almost an hour of constant screaming, crying, or fighting from the 4 kids in attendance. I would have loved it to be just adults sitting around drinking wine and participating in conversation we can actually hear. Fortunately, my family doesn’t pepper me with questions or pressure about having kids. I’ve made it clear for years that it’s not my plans.

    I hope you had a nice holiday!

    • Amy November 24, 2017 at 7:57 am #

      Thank you! We had a great Friendsgiving. 🙂 Happy holidays to you!


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